"Can we keep it, huh, can we, can we...?"

Two blokes turn their uncle's front yard into a crocodile farm...of sorts...
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/11/19/3070906.htm

Drunk driver takes shortcut...

Who needs the road when there's the footpath - http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/11/16/3067647.htm

That's one confused emu...

'Woof! Woof!' said the emu - http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2010/11/16/194241_ntnews.html

Jocks to the rescue!

When confronted by a crocodile, big or small, always use your undies to diffuse the situation - http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2007/11/15/2604_ntnews.html

How much can a koala bear?

Okay, technically this isn't from the top end, but its such a good story and the latitude where it took place is pretty damn close.

So, it's raining and a koala has to decide between sitting in a tree and getting wet...or the local pub...

http://bit.ly/90Xs5M

Brew-lovin’ Donkey…

‘Donkey’ the donkey is a real ass (sorry, couldn’t help myself) after blowing the froth off a few coldies…

http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2010/07/12/162311_ntnews.html

‘Psychic’ croc delivers election verdict

After the psychic abilities of ‘Paul the Octopus’ were put on display for the world to see during the (soccer) World Cup, it was only a matter of time before the Top End got in on the act in their own indelible fashion…

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/08/19/2987787.htm

Beer or eye test...beer or eye test...

Maybe they should have bars in the eye test centres in the Territory...

http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2010/10/26/189581_ntnews.html

Man bashed by prawn...

I never know if it’s the fact that these things only happen in the top end, or that they only make it to the news pages in the top end - with a great headline that sucks you in – but they always make for a good laugh (although I’m sure the bloke who got clobbered in this story might disagree) -

http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2010/08/13/171701_ntnews.html

And it wasn’t even ‘hug-a-croc’ week!

Why morons, alcohol and crocodiles don’t mix...

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/07/13/2951696.htm

And here’s an interview with the ‘hug-ee’ – http://bit.ly/cxi2OB

‘Drunk as a parrot’ – no…really…

We’ve all been there - http://www.abc.net.au/news/video/2010/05/31/2913551.htm

Earthquake spills water…

This one is more for the quote under the photo than the story itself -

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/06/16/2928213.htm

Couple ‘pump’ at bowser…

Sexy servo’s self-service...all the 'pumping' must have got them going - http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/02/08/2813523.htm